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THE PRIEST WHO LOST HIS COCK

A priest lost his cock and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day, he asked, "Has anybody got the cock? All the men stood up.
"No! no! no! "I mean has anybody seen the cock? "

All the women folk stood up.
"No! no! no! "I mean has anybody seen my cock? " All the nuns stood up.
You can imagine the confusion that ensued.....

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