Tayo's Files

THE PRIEST WHO LOST HIS COCK A priest lost his cock and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day, he asked, "Has anybody got the cock? All the men stood up. "No! no! no! "I mean has anybody seen the cock? " All the women folk stood up. "No! no! no! "I mean has anybody seen my cock? " All the nuns stood up. You can imagine the confusion that ensued.....

Seriously speaking, i hate to sermonize but there're things i see or hear and i begin to wonder if the world is coming to a close or if it's just in an inconvenient down-side up! There're so many disturbing questions that need serious answers: Why would a woman with 5 children suddenly wake up one morning and decide she married the wrong man? Why would she abandon her children to a terrible fate with a hardly present father in a survival-of-the-fittest environment? What sort of anger or provocation would make a man beat his wife to pulp or even inflict deep cuts only to turn around and rush her to the hospital for treatment? Why would a young man take his own life because his contemporaries are cruising on jeeps and he's not ? Why would he not be patient yet determined, pragmatic yet optimistic? Why would a teenanged girl engage in prostitution? Why would she say there's no other alternative open to her while alternatives abound? Why would parents expose their under...

EMPLOYERS UNFAIR TREATMENT OF UNEMPLOYED GRADUATES It's obvious there're no labour laws in Nigeria's constitution that protects the interest f the teeming population of unemployed graduates. It's so disheartening that employers of labour have taken undue advantage of this situation as manifested even in their recruitment exercises in recent times. Why is it that all adverts in the print media on employment favour only graduates who have many years of experience? What about fresh graduates from universities and polytechnics or those who have not been so fortunate to possess any work experience even years after graduation? Does it mean that this group of people are not suitable for employment? As far as am concerned, it's not fair to demand for experienced graduates each time there're vacacies for employment. This ugly trend has unarguably contributed to the sharp rise in the population of unemployed Nigerian graduates. And consequently,it has also led to the emer...